Wait who is that who plays Kinickie? …. Oh god. That’s Carlos from Big Time Rush.
LOL WHY DID SANDY SAY SHE WAS FROM UTAH. SANDY YOU ARE FROM AUSTRALIA.
That girl with the Twinkies is me.
That intercom xylophone lady. Also me.
I always forget Julianne Hough can sing.
YAS KEKE PALMER QUEEN OF MY LIFE YOU BETTER WORK
OMG that last note of “Summer Nights” gave me chills.
LOL WHY IS MARIO LOPEZ A COMMENTATOR LIKE THIS IS NOT SPORTSBALL IT’S A PLAY CHILL
Hey look at those male cheerleaders how progressive for the late 1950s.
That random studio audience. I hate them.
Julianne Hough be like “these cheerleading tryouts are for mere mortals. I am Julianne Hough bye.” *pirouettes into the sunset*
Would still be absolutely faithful to Danny Zuko. Hopelessly devoted, if you will.
Why is Dookie carrying his acoustic guitar everywhere YOU ARE A T BIRD
His name is definitely Doodie.
“The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy.” You right, Carly Rae Jepsen.
Keke Palmer is slaying my life every time she opens her mouth.
OMG THAT QUICK CHANGE.
Sandy why did you wear a ballgown to a sleepover.
Still weird that Carlos from Big Time Rush is making out with Vanessa Hudgens.
GREASED LIGHTNING YES YES Y E S.
Also still weird that Mario Lopez is giving us a play-by-play.
HARMONY ON THIS NEW DOODIE SONG YES THANK YOU
Carly Rae isn’t as bad as everyone said she would be. The song still sucks though.
Nope I lied. This song blows. A lot.
YAS BOYZ II MEN THANK U THIS IS THE BEST BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT
OH NO IT’S JOE JONAS SINGING AT THE BANDSTAND DANCE. This is stressful.
I’ll say it again. Blanche is me.
I can’t take Mario Lopez hitting on Keke Palmer.
Ugh Cha-Cha. I hate her name. I hate her.
Blanche hittin’ me with the alka-seltzer. I feel you girl. You need it to deal with the peasants.
LOL BLANCHE LEFT HER BRA UNDER THE BLEACHERS.
Why Julianne Hough always in movies where her parents don’t want her to dance?
Are Danny’s sideburns real or stick-on?
WHY EYE EYE OH WHY YOU LEFT ME OHHHH SANDY
VANESSA HUDGENS GABRIELLA MONTEZ WHOEVER YOU ARE I LOVE YOU I NEED YOU
The most magical thing about this show is the ribbon that stayed in Sandy’s hair the whole time.
Y’all wait… how were these actors miked? Where are the mics? Show them to me.
Blanche still slaying the public. One xylophone note at a time.
This finale. Everything I’ve ever wanted.
Thank you. Thank you, Grease gods.